Cotton..

Wombat looked down at his raggy underwear.. Hmmm.. looks like wombat needed to do some repair work. He waddled out to the laundry to get a needle and thread. Wombat put on his glasses (because Wombat is as blind as a bat). He placed the needle between his teeth and searched for the end of the cotton. He searched, and searched, and searched... " Aaahhhh!!! Stupid cotton!!!!" Why do they hide the ends??? What is the point!!! Wombat tore at the reel of cotton with his strong fingernails. He bit at it with his strong teeth. Finally the cotton reel gave in and the end fell away from the rest of the cotton. "Hmmph...." grunted Wombat. Wombat = 1, Cotton reel = 0